How do you even operate a toaster, let alone get on the matrix?
Yes they're wireless enabled, just like every other damn thing these days. The wireless isn't on though, because I am not broadcasting 50 gun signals across my lousy neighborhood, so you can just leave it switched off, or get some decker to fry it entirely.
Depends - what's the colour scheme on those things?
The color schemes were obviously the creation of a very creative mind, which I'm sure you will all appreciate only adds to the value.
I have the following:
5x Leopard Print 15x Lime Green w/ Yellow Stripe 10x Salmon Pink 10x Candy Pink 5x Matt Black w/ Picture of Reginald Stennerwitz, star of hit trid blockbuster "Dances with Ghouls" on the side of the barrel 5x Candy Apple Red
Sorry Mr Smiles, these aren't designed for troll fingers.