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Post by Blondie on Aug 26, 2015 1:24:52 GMT
Then have I got the thing for you. Recently acquired a box of fifty Fincetti Tiffani Needlers, guaranteed classy, guaranteed RFID free, and so new you can still taste that fresh gun flavor.
I'm willing to accept any reasonable offers, and I'll be extra generous if you buy all 50, but I'll settle for selling them by the tens if that's just a little too much tiny gun for your liking.
Several exciting color schemes to choose from!
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Post by professor on Aug 26, 2015 1:28:13 GMT
Are they wireless enabled? Because that's how the AI get into your brain.
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Post by Admin on Aug 26, 2015 1:34:15 GMT
Professor, AI and meta fear-mongering don't constitute an offer.
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Post by Blondie on Aug 26, 2015 1:36:05 GMT
How do you even operate a toaster, let alone get on the matrix?
Yes they're wireless enabled, just like every other damn thing these days. The wireless isn't on though, because I am not broadcasting 50 gun signals across my lousy neighborhood, so you can just leave it switched off, or get some decker to fry it entirely.
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Post by professor on Aug 26, 2015 1:37:32 GMT
I dictate my replies to the team decker.
Anyway, I'd prefer something without internal AI. Thanks, but I'll pass.
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Post by merj on Aug 26, 2015 2:06:24 GMT
Depends - what's the colour scheme on those things?
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Post by Raith on Aug 26, 2015 2:06:29 GMT
The fuck is a decker?
Wait, what edition is this supposed to even be?
Starting to note a severe problem with a general BBS board.
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Post by professor on Aug 26, 2015 2:10:22 GMT
(OOC, I assumed 5)
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Post by Raith on Aug 26, 2015 2:23:27 GMT
Shadowland BBS doesn't exist in 5 bro.
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Post by professor on Aug 26, 2015 2:57:04 GMT
But shadowlands also isn't spelled shadowloands, so feh. Let's just say the date is ambiguous.
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Post by Admin on Aug 26, 2015 3:47:48 GMT
Shadowland BBS doesn't exist in 5 bro. I'd been under the assumption we'd play it as Returns in the event of ambiguity |
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Post by mrsmiles on Aug 26, 2015 5:31:08 GMT
does needlegun fit trol finger?
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Post by Blondie on Aug 26, 2015 8:53:23 GMT
Depends - what's the colour scheme on those things? The color schemes were obviously the creation of a very creative mind, which I'm sure you will all appreciate only adds to the value. I have the following: 5x Leopard Print 15x Lime Green w/ Yellow Stripe 10x Salmon Pink 10x Candy Pink 5x Matt Black w/ Picture of Reginald Stennerwitz, star of hit trid blockbuster "Dances with Ghouls" on the side of the barrel 5x Candy Apple Red Sorry Mr Smiles, these aren't designed for troll fingers. |
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